fudgersandlovers: peppy-mocha: nigforaday: I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with EXCUSE YOU WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER EVER
dakotawhatever: people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
smilefortheworldforever: do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders and scream “NO YOU’RE A WONDERFUL PERSON YOU DON’T NEED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF EVER” and aggressively shove them into a pile of fluffy pillows and throw them some of their favorite chocolate
oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos tacos jesus
gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
meuphoaria: chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD dawg what the fuck is that Is that a fucking frog? I’d fucking flip my fucking shit omg
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
mermaidsandmisandry: dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
monochrainbow: mnastynastynasty: oh my god i can’t get over this he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet
Most people love you for who you pretend to be– Jim Morrison (via fawun)
hussiekillsdumbledore: “Hey sims fandom what’s going o-“